Friday, March 16, 2012

Evaluate the value of (R) factor in your profile, Enjoy Face booking.

Why do i have to have a face book profile?


 Like i have heard from many young guys, in their early twenties, its a  "status symbol". I have seen people updating status about what they are about to do, what they are doing, whats hapenning in their life, bla bla bla.......as if people are eager to know about their life.
Every day i get at least two friend request, thank god its only  one or two now, few years ago, it use to be in bulk, 99% of them were people who were complete strangers to me, not even a mutual friend we shared. I have derived an equation out of my experience as a profile holder on Facebook, it goes like this:


1.Number of friend request (R) is INVERSELY  proportional to the profile holders age (A).
2. .Number of friend request(R) is DIRECTLY proportional to the profile picture (P). Let me give values to the pictures on facebook, let me number them in 1-4.
(a). Exceptional good looking (1)
(b).Good looking(2)
(c).Average looks(3)
(d).Not good looking (4)


 (Exceptional in few cases if    the profile picture is of some celebrity, we can ignore those)


                                               R=1/A
                                               R=P
 Finally the equation goes like this:  
                                             R=P/A


The lower value of the variable (p) the more number of friend request one gets. The higher value of (A), the lesser is the value of (R), which means less friend request.
The first variable i.e (A) in my profile is increasing with every passing year, the variable ((P) is in my control it depends on how much i pamper my self and spent more time in beauty parlors.


Readers can suggest me any new variables that can be considered in this equation.Evaluate the value of (R) factor in your profile, Enjoy Face booking.

7 comments:

samarpita said...

good mathematical calculation!!!!but i wud suggest to sleep more n gain yr "P" which is directly proportional to no.s of hrs u sleep n which multiplies yr effort spent in parlour.
P=no. of hrs sleep * money spent in parlour

swathi's said...

kya baat boli. i never knew that you have such mathematical brain :). fun to read. keep writing.

ijswamy said...

P = Popularity in units Average 25.
A = Age
H = Hobbies
F = Friend requests
P = {1/A}+H+F = FB Constant
My FB Constant is 8.45
Arpita`s FBC is 36
Swat`s FBC is 40.8, 41 rounded to nearest unit

Harry said...

Hey another factor u may consider is Relationship Status like SINGLE or COMMITTED, which also might play a significant role in sending friend request.

Harry said...

Hey another factor u may consider is Relationship Status like SINGLE or COMMITTED, which also might play a significant role in sending friend request.

Harry said...

Hey another factor u may consider is Relationship Status like SINGLE or COMMITTED, which also might play a significant role in sending friend request.

Vikas said...

Well analyzed and presented :)